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BOOK EXCERPT

for PUN-TASTIC WAYS FOR BRIGHTER DAYS 

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76) What is the opposite of affogato?

--I-remember-o

197) When can you buy an American Tourister bag and a High Sierra bag on specials?

--not on a Samson-day but on a Samson-night (...Samsonite)

203) Where are beheaded heads collected?

--in the head office

262) Who is King Arthur's bloody doctor?

--the Sir-John (...surgeon)

322) Why is there a Starbucks corner in an Australian Courtroom?

--because they need a barista (...barrister)

327) How do bullfighters prepare an entrance?

--They mat-a-door. (...matador)

Thank you for having a taste of this mighty little book! 

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